By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.

Double sigh. _04 is going onto thousands of CDs even as we speak,
so to speak.
-- Larry Wall in <199710221718.KAA24299@wa...>

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to
see it tried on him personally.
-- Abraham Lincoln

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

A lei da gravidade diz que tudo que sobe cai. A chuva ma exce
porque ela etida pelas nuvens.
-- Vestiburradas

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S Truman