‎...sebening vodka, seharum ganja, seputih morfin.. selamat hari raya, mohon maaf lahir dan bathin...

I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news? I have no good news. And the good news? I have no bad news.

British accent: Justin Biebah. American: Justin Biebur. Australian: Jastin Beybah.

WTF...Lady Gaga's "The Born This Way Concert" in Jakarta, Indonesia is CANCEL!

Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Kalo mau macarin seorang jomblo, saingan kita banyak. Kalo mau macarin orang yang sudah punya pacar, saingan kita cuma satu.

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want.

When I was little, I used to sing in the bathroom. Now? I make life decisions in there.