I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry.

Phones get thinner and smarter, and people?! We get fatter and stupid.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

People are like MUSIC; Some speak the truth and others just make noise.

paling ga enak kentut pas suasana ruangan lagi sunyi.

GIRL: "How much do you love me?" BOY: "Look at the sky & count the stars." GIRL: "But, it's daytime..." BOY: "LOL, exactly."...

Cleavage is like the sun. It's there and you can see it, but never stare directly at it for too long.

BOY: "Why do you straighten your hair?" GIRL: "Because it makes it longer." DOCTOR: "Okay tell me again how you burned your penis..."

GF: Hey babe,where are you? BF: Im at home about to sleep, Im really tired. Where are you? GF: In the club right behind you.

God has no Phone but I talk to him. He has no Facebook but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.