Pwede mangayog papel? Papel sa imong kinabuhi.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

Hellooooo

When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them..

You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see.

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Dinosaurs were just lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?
Oh yeah, imagination.

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats food in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.