I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it.

Maybe you should eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The only place where I’d kiss you publicly is in a church, at our wedding.

Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you.
-Lucy Heartifilia

Remember this?

Buti pa ang Hershey's, may KISSES!

Ba't ko pa hihintayin ang 11:11 kung andyan naman si GOD 24/7