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next SG I.T show ---> Sept. 1-4

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated

There are three kinds of lies:

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1"

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.

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