"I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace

among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything,

but this is beyond my limits.

The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users.

Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

kilala ko yang programmer n yan ah