What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

Honesty is the best image.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?