Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out

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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy