to be super rich and fire my boss! hahahah

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!