My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

for enough reasons why i should i love my job!

to go to bed! stressful monday! hate it!

Teacher: mga bata alam ba nyo na ang bawat butil ng bigas ng palay ay galing sa dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka???
Mga bata: EEEWWWWWW!!! !

for a better job! hahaha

if my salary would be sufficient..

used!