dear god there is fucking crisscolfer all over my dash

the awkward moment when the fbi arrests someone you went to school with

what the actual fuck they didnt find this bitch guilty of killing her kid? lol orlando you are pro.

lol i feel like a failure saying this but i really just

the moment you realize you keep checking to see if your grandma is done eating so you can offer to bring the dishes to the sink in hopes

...i'm pretty sure my friend is whining at me because she gets an allowance

I can't even right now

> emails advisor about taking classes during health leave at another uni

hello plurk i am back from british accent land

fuck you school people fuck you