Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find thing called guts.
You realize your childhood is over when... you go to sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
I only drink on 2 occasions... 1. When it's my birthday ... 2. When its not.
When people say "10 years ago" I think about the 90's, not 2002.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?
To be honest, "I'm sorry" doesn't mean shit to me. Don't keep saying you're sorry if you're going to keep doing the same shit.
I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent.
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: "Ehhhh, I'll give it a week."
If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo.