Life's too short to live with regrets.
Agreeing with people so they shut up.
God made coke, God made pepsi. God made me, oh so sexy. God made rivers, God made lakes. God made you, well, we all make mistakes.
To Do List: 1] Buy a sword. 2] Name it kindness. 3] Kill people with kindness
Dear dreams, stop ending right when I get to the good part!
Getting a text from that special someone right when you've felt like they forgot about you.
Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren't stalking me.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
Who else hates their recorded voice?
l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.