If I get another corner bounce in pingolf I’m blowing up a hospital

Throwing rocks at the elderly

2 + 2 = 4 actually

Just got out of paying 100 bucks we balling

Next customer that slams their stuff on the counter I’m exploding with my explosion ray

Used to be in a brawlhalla clan that would spam a dancing cat gif with the words “Suicide saturday” on it every saturday, and if you sent it any other day you’d get instabanned

My body is a machine that turns jeans into ripped jeans

I just saw an ad for a spelling mobile game with a typo

Itty bitty spiddy