I forgot I had stinky cheese in my fridge and the smell just hit me all at once as I opened it

I LOVE BAGEL BITS NOMBOMNOMNOM

Me dicen abeja xq me voy a la mielda

This new tide soap my family bought smells yummy

Got racially profiled by one of the school board candidates as I was going to vote, it was pretty funny

Psychiatrist telecall went abysmally.

it spins with the vinyl this is awesome

look at this rabbit

Watching breaking bad makes me want to grab walter’s head and put it through an industrial blender

Worked too many peak shifts so now that I’m working a weekday where no one shows up I’m bored out of my mind