Since the sun is almost up..

The sun is almost rising and Plurk 503d. Damnit!

Thats all for now. Going out for a smoke. kthxbye!

TYSK#5 Steaks could kill us.. if we ate them all the time for a couple of hundred years. Our hearts get clogged up to, you know.

TYSK#4 Garlic? Just because one of us is allergic doesn't make us all so. I'm allergic to peanuts. Go figure.

TYSK#3 Used tampons taste liek shit.

TYSK#2 If you cut us, do we not bleed? The answer is no.

Things You Should Know (or TYSK from here on forward) #1 Vampires are humans too. Well, we were once.

If he existed IRL, I would buttreap him in a heartbeat. Heartbeat. Lulz.

Weird as it may sound, Twilight turned out to be interestingly interesting. A hundred something year old virgin vampire? Come on!