FV#1 Batman. Lulz. Obviously kidding. #1 is Miley Cyrus.. or is it Hannah? I'm confoozed.

Starting a new thread. It shall be called Famous Vampires (FVs for short).

TYSK#9 Oh, yeah! I'll see you guys later. Have to prepare for work. Yes, work. Hi ho hi ho it's off the way we go. Lulz.

tl;dr GOD AM I VAIN!

and flawless (MOAR!) and beautiful (OH GOD! YES! MOAR!) and fucking sensual (IM CUMMING! MOAR!).. where the hell was I?

TYSK#9 Just because we're fast (moar on this later) and strong (yes, there will be moar of this too) and perfect (moar)

TYSK#8.1 I drive cause nothings cooler than a vampire with a wicked set of wheels. GO TOYOTA! Ack. Need to get rid of my mom's old Toyota.

TYSK#8 Yes, we're super fast, liek really super fast! Jamaican track stars have nothing on us. Tch. Jamaicans. Pft.

TYSK#7 Sunlight is irritatingly blinding. I had to order custom made windshield and windows just to be able to drive to work.

TYSK#6 Sunlight doesn't kill us. Sunlight doesn't make us sparkle. inb4 Sparkly outdoor sex. Sunburn. Skin Cancer.