PSAS#5 Ancient magical treefolk taught us how to turn one kind of wood into another kind of wood.

PSAS#5 Through the knowledge imparted to us by.. shit! This is gonna sound stupid..

PSAS#4 Every girl is uncontrollably sexually attracted to us. Yes, including our family members.

PSAS#3 When we close our eyes, we burst into flames. We are not immune to fire. We do not sleep.

PSAS#2 We have the ability to float an inch above the ground.

PSAS#1 We turn invisible when we're wet. Srsly. Question: ever seen a vampire bathing? Exactly.

Starting another mindfucking thread. Powers, special abilities and skills a.k.a PSAS Enjoy your brainorgasm

FV#3 Edward. Im so fuckin hard right now. And i'm not waiting till we're married Ed. I want your mormon ass NAO!

Which leads us to TYSK#11 There ARE AZN vampires. Who do you think taught caucasian vampires kung-fu? There ARE AZN vampires. Deal with it.

FV#2 Dracula. HAHA! I'm so fucking funny. Srsly though, Jackie Chan. Srsly.