pops popcorn, gets comfy chair ready, waits for the inevitable drama to follow

Oh gawd...

does not even know what that it but it sounds bad.

It seems to be some kind of gesture-based shortcuts thing.

Oh...yikes!

Of course I used to have trouble with Palm Pilot's shorthand lettering thingy that was supposed to make writing easier, too.

I have no doubt she'll soon inadvertently and irreversibly change some key element of how her phone works followed quickly by exploding head

suggests lining the floor with 5 mil plastic for the coming mess ...

Indeed.

It's for people that have issues using a touchscreen. she can turn it back off.