It's really not fair when you step out of the gym to the overpowering smell of fresh baking cookies
sounds rude
mehitabel
says
but you have just earned yourself a cookie...
Cookie! 
Stupid bakery 3 doors down from the gym.
"Stupid bakery" he says ...
Stupid/evil genius, po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to
... that's better ...
Griffy.Lapin
asks
if you are in some kind of workout hell? 
I bet the gym owns the bakery 
they serve beer and fried chicken (and there's a Starbucks) at our gym dude..man up...only thing we're lacking is a smoking area