[RP] tfw the bad-ass jaded assassin is flirting with you and doesn't know your job is to literally herd adventurers like cats and make them get shit done
the only thing more dangerous than WoL headcanons are next-gen headcanons. None of the Blessings but a childhood full of over-embellished stories and exactly zero right to say “that’s too dangerous please don’t punch a god”