the only thing more dangerous than WoL headcanons are next-gen headcanons. None of the Blessings but a childhood full of over-embellished stories and exactly zero right to say “that’s too dangerous please don’t punch a god”
okay but only ONE child would do this
On the kojin blessing thing (plurk better for this)
I’m doing the mental math on the goblet being full of those pools and springs and Rhok being a Typical Dad takes the kits down to swim
oh no
Fasha and Luhn go under the water to do a hold their breath contest
“This is fine
”
They stay down a long. Long time.
“ /tomestone”
Luhn finally splashed back up coughing
“ lol kids”
Fasha doesn’t.
“....SHITFUCKMYSON”
“This is fine
”They stay down a long. Long time.
“
/tomestone”Luhn finally splashed back up coughing
“ lol kids”
Fasha doesn’t.
“....SHITFUCKMYSON”
I’m assuming pinya never tried to drown her son for giggles just to see if he got the blessing
absolutely NOT
GOOD
she just got monx to tell her what are you ON ABOUT YOU MONSTER
RHOK
Fasha chillin’ at the bottom of the pool like “I guess this is fine?”
hey. hey do u want some angst
ofc
They're in Sharlayan, and Fasha is studying. One of the students who thinks they're hot shit tries to summon a primal because obviously, they can control it
He and Luhn try to stop them, but it's almost too late. they've summoned it. The school is notified, but if they dont go now it will be too late
They see it. The avatar of Louisoix, under a sky that rains down light around them. they hear it. her call
They live. Barely. The only survivors. The others were tempered.
They get sent home, because until the investigation is finished the school is closed. Pinya is enraged
They were done. They were supposed to be done
Ooooh that’s what brings them hooooooone
Ah. I love the idea of Luhn being in the spy program and being really not great at it
Like a couple of times Fasha comes back from lectures and his sister’s curled up asleep in his bed all bruised up and wounds half dealt with where she was clearly too tired to finish
Like! Clean. But hair damp and messy. Gear on the floor.
But ye god what a terrible way to get the echo and Rhok having to explain to Luhn’s mom what happened because I know she would be changed by that but have her dad’s bad communication skills
God they'd both be bad at it lol
Being WoLs or being in Sharlayan?
I think the thing is if Luhn really tried she'd be a really, really good spy
being WoL
because like. they have their parents to live up to? and they have... so much more under their belt than they do
Luhn can like... do 99% of the sneaking stealing fighting parkour stuff
It’s the “oh you didn’t notice the glyph carved on the back of the brick in the mantle of the locked room on the second floor east wing”
“Please sir... just.. train me to stab...”
They do things like “figure out who the assassin is and their plan” and all her peers know this sneaky secret shit and she’s sitting there with her bow “I... guard the person being attacked?? I guess???”
“Isn’t your father a world renowned tactician and field commander?”
Luhn, trying not to cry, “I guess???”
Luhn, trying not to cry, “I guess???”
Omg luhn
Messenger stuff she can do then :') but not intel
She’s no archon
They probably can train her to infiltrate and steal things but when it comes to actually piecing together the political side she just hears white noise
“How did you kill that?” “With a knife” “but you didn’t discover the poisoning powder or spring the trap on it!” “Oh that would’ve made it easier I guess...”
And that's okay! She would probably take to being a WoL better than Fasha lol
omg
flash back to ARR “use x on y quests”
yeah.... yeah
SOOTHE THE COBLYN!
got it. Kill many many coblyns
WITH A KNIFE
She visits home and just cries to her mom about it. O’Melani equally confused because “you tracked it stalked it killed it idgi honey sharlayans are just bad ):”
But
If their school gets rampaged by a primal
Luhn’s gonna feel so vulnerable and unhelpful. She can kill things but she can’t help people
“Baba I’m taking your axe ok?”
“sure thing, kiddo”
[5 minutes later]
“WAIT A MINUTE O’LUHN GET BACK HERE”
“sure thing, kiddo”
[5 minutes later]
“WAIT A MINUTE O’LUHN GET BACK HERE”
I’m 99% certain Rhok will be hard of hearing by the end of 6.0 because he likes to get concussed a lot.
So by the time the kittens are old enough for trouble he just doesn’t hear them right if he’s not paying attention
So by the time the kittens are old enough for trouble he just doesn’t hear them right if he’s not paying attention
im sorry i dissappeared over dinner XD
he's sulking bc Luhn stole his lunch again
also as if pinya wouldn't use whm to cure that lol
It’s probably more like. How many times can you tape something back together before it’s just borked. This is after 20+ years of adventuring
He’s not deaf he’s just “sometimes I hear pinya hitting a really bad flute note but I’m looking at her and know that’s not true (but it’s pinya so I can’t be sure)”
No chicken nuggies for Fasha ):
Oh god
Fasha learns to jam real good from his mom did he get Rhok’s complete inability to sing
And ye I figured it was dinner and games dw! I’m still at work
Nah Fasha can sing
he doesn't like to do it very often but he is a lorekeeper at heart
Pretty sure Luhn can sing but doesn’t have much patience for instruments