a dog. Is it possible to fall in love with a picture on line? I know it's not reasonable - but is it possible?

it's not the heat - it's the sweatiness. And this is no kind of weather to be 2 weeks overdue for a haircut.

notices that my karma points went down today. I am not going to stand by and be diminished by an application represented by a hambone.

away for the weekend.

realizes that part of the reason that I'm here is for the dancing bananas.Life in general is improved by the presence of dancing bananas

that you guys would recognize the source of my profile description already.

Do they still make Squirt soda? Because it's Friday night and I'm thinking about Gin & Squirt.

that morning would come around just a little bit later than this.

The Thursday Night Martini Club switched to wine tonight. It wasn't nearly as much fun.

Saturday: 95 degrees + invitation to pool party = oh yeah. Is it Saturday yet?