How do I get an invite?

Open enrollment! Come on down.

Hey! I just happened to make a Martini, sat down and what is this? There are no martinis for your TTNMC? Wine? WTH happened?

It was an experiment. My cohort thinks martinis are keeping her from sleeping through the night. She is one of those sissy girls.

Just give her vodka in a wine glass. There. Problem solved.

Bwah! Brilliant!