Today I got to watch these two buttheads try to eat my manager and one of my co-workers.
PENNSYLVANIA, I AM IN YOU! 
My new hairdo. 
The murder monkey tried to kill me today.
Best. Day. Ever.
[Zoo] Hi guys! It's been a while. I've been buried under school work and trying to keep my head above water, mental-wise. It's a challenge. Today was a good day, though!
[Zoo] On another otter related topic: we introduced our new female otter to our new male otter today.