He reached through the wire with his tail, grabbed my shirt with it, and tried to pull me off a ladder.

Asshole.

This is why I prefer reptiles. I KNOW how they'll try to kill me.

lol

murder monkey XD

NO KILLING LITTLE MONKEY DUDE

Capuchins are short, furry sociopaths. And the oldest male HATES MY GUTS. 😋

aaaah, capuchins are so CUTE, though XD

Monkeys are evil, I already knew this.

Cute, but terrible. I am so not cut out to be a primate keeper. lol

Mis: You are not wrong! Devils in tiny bodies.

Gunna have to sling shot treats to the other side of the enclosure so he is busy with that and not harassing you guys

He had a bunch of stuff in the enclosure! Papaya, strawberries, enrichment toys. He just hates me enough to prefer assassination to fun play or food.