The choc chip cookies in our break room should have evolved protective coconut camouflage if they wanted to survive longer.

Okay, blowing snow, it won't stick, no problem SNOMG HIDE YOUR BREAD HIDE YOUR MILK

Gettin' stuff done: I ironed shirts!

Tell me something awesome about today!

I am heartened by the news about Jeff from last night.

I am v. happy about the Falcon 9 launch. Yays!

It turns out several of my friends had teachers with missing fingers or toes: bit.ly/dGjXd5

I love following SUVs and seeing what movie they're watching. I wish the drivers were less annoyed when I rear-end them, though.

In case of emergency: wills, advance health directives, and more. bit.ly/i1etWB

Those who doubt Limbo's existence should visit an ICU waiting room.