Today Eli is seven: is.gd/Uxmtkh

Six 7 yr olds + sugar + pizza + Raving Rabbids = Who-level decibels.

Following a question with "Just curious" is a great way of signaling that you're rhetorically punching people in the face.

In editing a proposal, almost suggested literally changing "happy" to "glad". What have I become????

I am feeling drained and useless tonight. :/ It's Sargent Emo Status Update night!

ATLANTA SOON I WILL BE IN YOU.

Today's excitement: PATENT SEARCH TIME!

I have had a lot of sleep and yet I am dead tired. What's up with that?

I am kind of sad I didn't get to Con Nooga.

We are using Liza's Easy-Bake Bug Oven to make a spider and a worm.