I took a temp job at an adult diaper packing factory. The woman teaching me 1 of the machines was missing 2.5 fingers from the same machine

I lasted 3 days in that job. (kept all my fingers)

Chicken processing plant for me. Three days is the magic point at which you say "I like having fingers, because they fing so well!"

My dad used to work summers at a sawmill. Quickly realized he really should finish up college and do something else