I love listening to Best Buy employees flounder.

Just watched D's mother walk out of walgreens and get into the wrong car.

Murrrr... I don't wanna drive to blue springs so early in the morning...

My bank is evil

Lifestyles of the Poor & Infamous

Why is it when I get ample sleep I still feel completely drained?

It's wool! It's small! It's a chim chim!

What the hell why are all these spoiled brats out buying expensive ass phones on a holiday?

Hey, a working plurk app for android... Hello world!

tripped over vacuum hose while changing panties and slammed my wrist on the door. swollen, can't type, day off tomorrow with skyrim... fml