Yawn!

Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.

The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.

The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.

‪This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor. ‬

You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!

I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.

Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.