Guy who cry's listening to Losing My Religion cause he's imagining a music video of Richard Dawkins walking around.

Uncreases all the skin on your palm so it looks weird

Coworker keeps stomping in the office puddle yelling "OUT OF ORDER!! OUT OF ORDER!!" smh

Thank God my uncle is microwave safe!

Rascal fact: If you indulge in at least one intrusive thought a week you can receive one or more evil points.

Someone woke up this morning and decided today was the day to cook what must have been a whole ass fish for half an hour in the break room microwave.

Been fartin all day and all night! what the HECK!!

normalize having a conniption over spilt pilk

My dog grew back

got kickid out of the sizler for limp bizcut backwards hat