If I was Peter Dinklage and someone came up to me and said "Hey it's Peter Dinklage" I'd reply "I'm not Peter Dinklage dude" and just stand there and watch as they become increasingly distressed and embarrassed and stare at them.

Your Uncle Larvin! got TENNIS ELBOW! from PUNCHING PUD!

Whom I henceforth will refer to as "that fucker" I overheard them say "well they either had trauma in a past life or a past level"

Hands to small for a high five it'll just feel like a bug landing in your palm

Ya'll have a kid at school who everyone would watch in awe as he went from location to location in the quad eating pizza crusts on the ground. Hope mines doing alright

Ahh... Nothing quite like the cortisol adrenaline afterglow (does that fucking chef's kiss hand wavy thing)

its a social faux pas to say the really really tall guy is a David Lynch Nightmare man

Scare em so bad they spit out they binky - Sun Tzu

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438603647371444225/1105459968372654190/image.png Had a run in with a djinn

Shitting it up for the Lord like I'm tax exempt