Tummy grumblies got me incoherently screaming in the other room like Paul Dano

I'm a computer! Stop all the doomscrolling!

lo-fi cock hop to shit to

rats fell out thr rat house into the rat house why, lfg for a man in a big red hat got the big net. DM for inquiries NO PHONEIES REAL MEN REAL HATS REAL NETS!!!

One of my coworkers is Matt Walsh's throat goat

slippe don it

Macrofibre cloth

Was taking a piss trying to get the last drop out and tooted, everyone stopped what they were doing and pointed and SCREAMED! #BidensAmerica #TootingNotPolluting

They speak in grunts and whispers, all stalls are occupied, shit council is in session.

My prostate is a volleyball and you all must serve. -Jesus Christ of Nazarass.