How can a LOVER last forever when there is OVER at the end. - But then, when there is a TRUST there still US in the middle.

Bukas na yung deadline, ngayon ka pa lang gagawa!

BOY: UMALIS KA NGA SA HARAP KO! GIRL: BAKIT? BOY: DITO KA SA TABI KO GUSTO KO TABI TAYO! . GIRL :

good eve

Bieber: God said i got talent Eminem: No i didn't

GOOD EVENING!

sa elevator: pinoy 1: bababa ba? pinoy 2: bababa. Foreigners: what the hell!? are you aliens?

Dear Haters, You get a rise out me. Sincerely, Middle Finger.

" ayokong makita mo kong nahihirapan .. kasi baka mas masaktan ako pag nakita kong wala kang PAKiALAM . "

Losing your teeth will lessen your sexual drive. According to chinese: "Pak ikaw wala ipen, Wala kan-tooth"