Der r a lot of pipol askin wat made me fall for u, I just smiled. u know y? Well, y wud I tell dem? Dey myt just fall for u the way I did.

I haven't got a chance to think of you today because, I'm not yet done thinking of you since yesterday.

BOY: Uhm, pwede ba manligaw? GIRL: Hindi! BOY: Pano yun? Tayo agad?

TEACHER : why are you talking during my discussion ? STUDENT : and why are you discussing during my conversation ?

GUY: Miss, pabili ng condom. Birthday kasi ng GF ko. SALESLADY (smiles): Shall I gift wrap it? GUY: No need. That’s the wrapper of my gift

It's better to accept the fact that you are not appreciated than insist yourself to someone who never sees your worth.

Girl: pangit ng crush mo! Boy: Ang yabang mo naman. Kung crush mo kaya sabihan ko ng pangit? Girl: Sige sabihan mo ng pangit ang sarili mo

3 steps to move on : CTRL + ALT + DEL. .. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution... & delete the situation that hurts you.

Hot k ba? Made in hell ka siguro