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Legal Shmegal... Definition of gun control: use both hands. (Lol..oops) still lol

One-Liners... I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I needed to know this yesterday.. its a day late Aries Love Horoscope Frustrations and obstacles in your relationships with others

Aries Horoscope (why why oh why) tastes may run more to distaste for the moment, where what you don't like influences your goals