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#Proverbs... The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war

Shwana Words of Wisdom wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the My Photos album ( ping.fm/tnTUj )

#Life's Quips... Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imaginati

#Relationships. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

One-Liners... All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. lol

Work... Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

Feel safe tonight ~Sleep with a cop

Bumper Stickers... Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Webbies... "Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." Bumper Stickers... They told me I was gullible