racist boomers should hurry up and croak already

I get this awful rash when I touch fire

dude, I saw a roadrunner today and he looked at me and went thpthpthp meepmeep then he was fuckin gone.

To notify you that I have successfully changed lanes, I will now turn my blinker on. Thank you.

Happy National Cheese Curd Day everyone and I wish I was making that up.

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watching any movie where the dogs or cats have talking CGI in them is the funniest thing to watch while high.

I had an old granny ghost with a shotgun shoot me in a dream, and it's extremely foreboding.

creamron has never been very opposed to feet in his face from what I have witnessed.