I'm pretty sure in the new Twisters movie they say Oklahoma more than tornado

3am cat jump scare!

I can't...figure out doors, man.

This may seem like a silly question, but what sounds does a Plurk make?

I'm turning my profile picture to black and setting my profile status to "you think you know people"

I'm a pretty tame and mild person, but all Liberty Mutual commercials are starting to make me angry.

For my favorite workout, I like to hold two dumbbells over my head and scream.

Don't forget about your hoes everybody!

those chocolate coins are F tier and that's non negotiable

No one can stop me from carrying 20 snakes in a backpack with me at all times.
Are you going to? didn't think so.