Confucius say, Miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

Confucius say, Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Confucius say, learn to masturbate - come in handy.

Hey guys. I'm back on PLurk

Confucius say, A Rental Car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

Why do they leave out the letter b on Garage Sale signs?

Its a small world, but I wouldnt want to have to paint it.

Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?

Word Association Time! What comes to mind when I say the word "Planet"?