Confucius say, When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

Before you die: Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Confucius say, Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius say, Dont assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Quote "The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened."

Word Association Time! What comes to mind when I say the word "Diamond"?

If the universe is expanding, why cant I find a parking space?

Confucius say, Girls best asset is her `lie ability.

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?