Seriously? Who came up with these names?!?!

It is 75 degrees out. In February.

Does "no sugar added" actually mean "artificially sweetened"? Who had the idiotic idea of sweetening PICKLES at all?

Recipes that say "protein powder" without even mentioning if it's supposed to be animal, vegetable, or mineral.

I have gotten my paws on Halo Top. It is wwaaayyyy too good.

Sweet potatoes are not yams. If you want to put "yam" in keywords so people searching for "yam" when they mean "sweet potato," that's fine with me.

Hey somnolent, it's not ravioli, but I don't have a Trader Joes, so I decided to plop some pumpkin onto today's pizza. Seems to be a success!

Pumpkin thingies in the oven. I may or may not know what they are once they're done.

80s in mid-late October?! WTF?!

I hate when people call things "breakfast cookies" that don't have protein. It's not breakfast without protein.