Dumbass me saw "no sugar added" on pickles and thought they'd not be fucked up sweetened things. They're PICKLES for crying out loud!

Pickles!

Dill or bread and butter?

I still don't understand the whole "bread and butter pickles" thing. In my not-so-humble opinion, non-dill pickles are a just some kind of culinary crime.

Because pickles.

Pickles are sacred.