UGH. I cannot quit social networks. TWITTER I MISSED YOU! I NEED YOU! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!! UGH!!!!!

Dr Dorothy Edwards is dropping science about bystander intervention! #VegasTTI

i need more teeth pulled. I feel like #bigfail. I feel unattractive. Bug LOLed last time I talked about this. The man of my dreams

precious wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. Definitely issued and problematic, but not a total suckfest. More when I can actually

^Airport Joy.^ why does the large family sit next to me at the airport? It never fails. I see lots of seats 10 feet away, but n

I need help. I am almost 2 the point of disliking white people. Wilson, VMAs, teabaggers, stupid journos, I don't think I can take any more!

wow. it's been a rocky ride, but i'm getting back on track...

All I want is a profeminist, Southern-sensibility-having, progressive, spiritually active, dramatic-wife-indulging man of color.

OMG save me from second wave 'radical' socialist feminist intellectuals who <3 WOC!

OMG I need adults-only cruises to feel totally sane. A child just touched me. On the butt.