My assistant brings me a biscotti everyday and this is why I don't hate her.

GAHHHH...what the hell is wrong with my state?? (Yes, I voted.) ping.fm/nK7Mw

Not only do I not get MLK day off from work, we're also in the middle of a big snow storm. It's a double whammy that I have to work today.

Wow, it has actually hit 45 in New England today. I'm going outside now. Byyyyyeeeeee!

At the risk of sounding redundant, I HAVE TO GO TO PSYCHO TENNIS THIS A.M. AND I'M STILL SPORTING BRUISES FROM LAST WEEK.

Yesterday the shit hit the fan. Today I have to deal with the clean up. Anyone have a mop?

Switched to a Mac. That is all.

If I wanted to know about last night's American Idol, I would have watched it. That is all.

Welp, I'm off to what my friends and family refer to as "Psycho Tennis". Let's hope I don't get hit with the ball today!

If I don't wear blush, people ask me all day long if I'm feeling alright. I must remember this strategy when I want to go home sick.