Took an epic fall this morning during my snowy run. Calf is hurting almost as much as my pride. Got a bag of frozen edamame on it.

I've got...two tickets to paradise! Ok, not really. I've got two reports due in four hours.

For those of you wondering why I talk about tennis so much, welcome to PSYCHO TENNIS ping.fm/e5SWo

It's snowing hard and the sun is out. All we need is a tornado and the weird weather trifecta will be complete.

I spilled blueberries all over the kitchen floor last night and picked them up one by one. So really I went blueberry picking in my kitchen.

My horoscope says "be extra careful to avoid an extreme emotional outburst today". Should be a fun day!

Told a guy at bar on Saturday night that I had five kids, no husband and had just taken a year long celibacy vow on Thursday. Still single!

Yes, that was me. I *did* just yell, "No, sorry, you can't bother me during my tea-and-biscotti time!". Winner!

Now THIS is good service. And a little creepy, too. ping.fm/5Uqr8

Sage words of wisdom from my sister: Any song with the word "eyeball" in the lyrics probably isn't a very good song.