~ Dear Global Warming, I believe. So enough with the 90* days already!

Two hours and six stores later I am victorious. Shops with a fist, indeed.

unable to let sleeping dogs lie if the damn dogs won't sleep!

Starting the day off right by getting checked out by construction workers

I'll have you people know I've cooked dinner everyday this week and it was just as horrible as I expected

Me to safeway clerk; once the remodel is done will customers be require to wear pants?

HEY! Where the heck did Tuesday go?

Damn it monday night football, I just want to go to H'depot!

The more sober I attempt to act the drunker I seem. A delightful paradox of schnappliness.

Getting all tore up on $1 shots of Schnapps.