had to do her own pedicure last night.

Pretty sure my waxer is Satan in disguise.

Whole office stinks like gasoline. I suspect the contact high is our xmas bonus.

Cold and rainy here today. Perfect.

Just found office closing for 2 weeks. Damn. 3 days to do year end reports! I am screwed.

46* outside. Freezing my heinie off!

250 channels and not a damn thing to watch.

It was Christmas time in Hollis, Queens; Mom was makin' chicken n colla'd greens...

Dear Baby Jesus, I refuse to celebrate you birthday if its 80*.

I have heartburn. No more whiskey for lunch, I guess.